What every department needs.

Every department needs a GOSSIP MONGER.
What is company life like without the latest gossip? But this role has to be taken with caution, so no one gets hurt.

Every department needs an A**HOLE.
The colleagues bond together when faced with a common enemey. =p

Every department needs a JESTER.
Cranky people who can crack a good joke (R Rated ones also ok). They make the environment a better place to work in. They spread the contagion known as happiness.

Every department needs a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.
Highly respected leaders who keeps you moving when you are down at work. They have a heart, and the right words to keep your adrenaline up.

Every department needs a CAREER SUICIDER.
These guys are the union leader, the Batman, the Superman, Captain america, or whatever you call it. upholding justice by speaking on behalf of what the commoners think. Yes, they may risk getting into the boss's black book, but they don't care.
If someone has to die to get the message across to the unsympathetic bosses, its them.

Every department needs a GEEK.
Who's gonna help you with your programming or Hardware problem when you are stuck? The internet does not neccessarily give you want. But the geek can!
I shall declare today as "Geek's Day", as an acknowledgement to all the geeks who have helped anyone across the world.

Every department need ROSES.
These are the eye-candies that relaxes the eye after staring at the computer for too long. Chio office ladies in power suit / mini skirts are power!

What departments don't really need are DECORATIONS.
These are the guys who don't fit any of the roles above. I call them decorations, they help the department to look bigger.

Now tell me why we need you in the company.
Or any vacancies that are available in your company.