Thursday, May 14

Coolest Auto Reply message

Remember the positive-thinking colleague who will "blame herself"?

Here's the auto-reply message that she is using.

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Hello-

I will be out of the office beginning XXXX and will be returning XXXX. I will have access to emails only in the evenings during this time.

For immediate assistance please contact XXXX.
For emergencies, please hang up the phone and call 911.

Thanks! See you next week!

2 comments:

khengsiong said...

This is a true story:
Officials in Wales wanted to erect a road sign. The road sign was supposed to be bilingual - in both English and Welsh.

The sign read, in English, "No entry for heavy vehicles. Residential site only." The officials sent a e-mail for translation. They got a reply and before long the road sign was up.

The reply message was "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

The Horny Bitch said...

Apparently with a good sense of humour too. =)

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