I do not deny what I am.
Male Chauvinist Pig
and also
Most Compromising Person
Belief 1: God create woman to serve man.
Because the bible says so, damnit.
Man was born with testerones to rule the world.
Woman were given monthly periods. Thats to keep them in check.
However, being the understanding man that we are, we know that it is not easy serving man who are demanding. So give them a little massage, a little money to splurge on themselves every now and then.
Belief 2: When the man talks, the woman listens.
For most couples, its always the woman that does the most of the conversation. But there are times when all the man wants is some minutes of peace.
When the man says he wants some peace, let him have some time for himself.
When the man wants a nap, don't nag him about housework.
Let him find back his soul.
Respect the man to earn his respect.
Be his listening ear, and he will be yours too.
Belief 3: The man makes the final call.
Woman are in many cases, indecisive. Just see how long they spent in fashion shops comparing two near identical dresses, and you get the picture.
It is my belief that the almighty man should remain firmly in the driver's seat. Woman can't read maps anyway. =p
If woman are the trade ministers, then the man must be the finance minister.
Woman have infinite things to purchase. But man should hold the key, lest the woman forget about what budget means.
The man tends to be more long-term in terms of planning. Woman are generally more myopic, they are more concerned with the small things. Wifey can feedback and influence on my decisions, I will listen and seriously think through what she says and how she feels before I make the final call.
And ladies, never display a black face after the man made the final decision, if he has already considered your viewpoint.
Belief 4: The man takes care of the big things, the woman takes care of the small things. Man also decide which the big things are.
Wifey likes to tell me what I should wear. I let her have her way since she has a good fashion sense. The only thing I'm a little uncomfortable is the matching couple clothings that she love so much. So paiseh for me to wear those. *blush*
Most man are not very good at microing. And they are damn forgetful. Thus we should always leave the small things to the gals.
The man will be overwhelmed if he handles everything, so let the woman take charge of the thing they are better at - the teeny weeny matters.
She decide what to wear, what food for the wedding etc....
I decide when to buy a house, our long-term financial plans etc....
For guys who are buying cars, feel free to choose the brand and model.
But leave the colour of the car to the gals. Its a small form of respect that the female species will appreciate.
Belief 5: Make the man feel manly.
Man loves power. And man loves control.
Give him all that, make him feel all-man, and he will care for you like what a real man should do.
We are not asking woman to nod their head everytime. We need a wife, not a maid/slave. If woman have alternate opinions, they should let us know, but please put it in a non-aggressive way. Just don't complain when we make the final decision, after we considered your input.
I am man. Hear me (and let me) roar!!!
Belief 6: Every man has a Mr Ego
Woman should NEVER embarass a man in public, especially in front of his friends.
I look down on man who get scolded in public by their spouse.
But I look down more on woman who scold their man in public.
Every matter can be negotiated... but do it at the more appropriate place - the home.
Kill his Mr Ego today, take away his pride tmr, and he may just get a mistress at the end of the week. its a lose-lose situation.
In short...
If both couple are aggressive, the relationship is full of erupting volcanos and tsunamis.
If both couple are passive, then the relationship may get a little stale.
So all you need is for the more decisive one (man) to be decisive, and the other (female) to just enjoy the love.
Every Wifey should act like a caring mistress to the husband.
Your husband will love you even more.
So sue me.
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