Sunday, November 25

Test for Idiocy

Knowing how smart her hubby is, my Wifey forward this to me.
Give this a try, and remember to answer them INSTANTLY.

Let me know how many of them you got it right. ^_^

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Test for Idiocy
Below are five (5) simple questions. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

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First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?



Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another < B>1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?



Answer:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.

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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?



Answer:
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Fifth Question:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



Answer:
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple... Like you!

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About the Author: Shingo T knows the answer to every single question in the world, except 3 questions, all of which are stated above.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Qtn 2 is flawed....
Anyway you can overtake the last person if you are a "bystander" who decided to join in the run

MY

kula said...

hmm... not really flawed bah... coz if as a "bystander" you decide to join in the race... the last person would have become u... to overtake the last person would mean to overtake yourself... ;)

The Horny Bitch said...

KNN.. I am an idiot. haha

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