Thursday, February 19

Fire Drill

Just for laughs.


In a large multinational company..............

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated
within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for
many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this
announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid
off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands &
also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.

Please move back in & try your luck.


About the Author:Shingo T will refuse to get out of the office when he hears fire alarms.


numbernine said...

I wonder if the security officer got lynched.

Hi! I'm Grace said...

I had fun reading. :)
Have a nice weekend. :)

Shingo T said...

haha, nice one bro!

have a great weekend on your side too! ^_^

numbernine said...

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