Where the POOK is Rockson?

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Kan nee na bei chow chee bye!!!!!
It has been a POOKing 55 days since Rockson Takumi Tan has posted in his popular Talk Rock blog. Of course, it is his cheebye blog, and he decides as and when to update it. But the question that everyone is asking is "Where the POOK is this son of a mothercheebye?"

I have gotten to know Rockson's blog from Joe months ago. His blog is unconstrained, something that is hard to find in Singapore's blogesphere. He writes with passion, with lust, and no, not with his lanjiao or kah chng.

His ah beng sense of writing, marinated in his X-rated humour is enough to make Mona Lisa secretly smile in her paintings. Nabei, its enough to brighten up the days of a typical office worker, trapped in the rat's race.

To be frank, I am a friend of his style of writing. And sometimes I read until buay tahan, laugh until the ba tok pain. But I do not totally agree with what he says. I personally feel he is way too biased against the gahmen. All I can say is that every pro has a con. And vice versa. You can't always have your cake and eat it.

From his blog, we get to know people like Karen and Lawrence. The former is his errr... female POOKing friend, who we know is damn chio even without us seeing the photo lor. And the latter, his male friend, who appears to be his buddy lah. Duh!!!

He claims to have alot of friends who are from societies that are secretive. But Rockson himself, is a Man of Mystery. No, we are not talking about the Mike Myers (aka Man with the Mojo).


There are many theories about who Rockson really is.
Some theories have claimed that he is actually a very educated graduate who is toolan at the government. Others have guessed that he might be one of the bloggers that we know (Kenny Sia? Miyagi? Mr Brown? Or even Shingo T?)
Or maybe he could even be part of the gahmen?
Or he could be the nerd sitting beside you in your office.

Who knows?

Also just as interesting is why he disappear?
(1) Did he get POOKed by the gahmen for his general anti-gahmen comments? Recall that his last entry was "Cheebye! Mr Brown kena fuck by Gahmen!"
(2) Or maybe he has already decide to migrate with Karen to Australia for a POOKing good time?
(3) Or did he maybe, even decide to join the opposition to help make Singapore a more Rocksonish world to be?

Nonetheless, I wished you well, Rockson.
Do come back soon and let us know your cheebye still exist.

Peace out.