Tuesday, May 13

Marketing Concepts

My ex-colleague, Miss Koi send me this.
An interesting way to learn marketing.

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
- That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
- That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten Your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and Then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'
- That's Public Relation!

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?'
- That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am Very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.

3 comments:

khengsiong said...

Hahaha... you know I am an MBA student? These marketing jokes really strike me...

The Horny Bitch said...

Hahah. Good one. Did u write it urself??

Shingo T said...

KS:
Marketing isn't my emphasis during my study days. But thought the article is pretty funny. It was sent by a friend who is doing marketing at her new company.

HB:
Nope. I'll write something soon though. ^_^

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