An interesting way to learn marketing.
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
- That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
- That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten Your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and Then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'
- That's Public Relation!
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?'
- That's Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am Very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.
3 comments:
Hahaha... you know I am an MBA student? These marketing jokes really strike me...
Hahah. Good one. Did u write it urself??
KS:
Marketing isn't my emphasis during my study days. But thought the article is pretty funny. It was sent by a friend who is doing marketing at her new company.
HB:
Nope. I'll write something soon though. ^_^
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