Baddies are the master of deceptions. They are smart people, looks good on the outside but are actually rotten to the core.
With my Mr Nice Guy image, I'm the guy that people suspect the least. If I was locked in a home with a few other contestants, and kill someone with a candlestick the bedroom, no one will ever suspect me.
When I purr my innocence, your conscience will haunt you just for suspecting me. And when you have that back turned, I'll be there to stab you with a pair of chopsticks. Ouch!
Face it. I'm just too nice. And that provides a great front for me in my conquest to take over the world.
Ok, or at least hold the world ransom... for one million dollars.
*puts little pinkie by the mouth, aka Dr Evil*
I believe that all babies are born pure and innocent. Jealousy and greed slowly manifest us. For those who are able to resist and put a cap on it, they manage to remain good guys. But for how long?
Just because you WERE good, doesn't mean you WILL be good.
It is said that the evil cannot beat the righteousness. That's a whole load of bullsh*t, actually. Read about the rogue trader who caused the downfall of banks? After he was convicted, he wrote a book and made money for himself. On a similar example, ex-hackers are often employed by computer security companies to combat other unknown hackers.
You don't fight evil with good. You fight evil with evil.
Being evil is something that most single guys out there should consider. After all, those yummy yum yum babes don't like nerds and geeks, they like "guys who are bad". Man who are bad-ass, and punches anyone that dare look at their gal.
Now why does wrong feel so so right?
If I get the chance to be a super villain, I wanna be known as The Puppet Master. When I pull the strings, you my puppets, will have your movements controlled by me.
And I, as the Puppet Master, the most diabolical manipulator on planet Earth will use this world as my playground.
When I pull the strings, all my minions will dance.
Never forget the name of Shingo T - The Puppet Master!
*inserts evil laugh*
As with many organisations, I am on the constant lookout of like-minded competent individuals who seek to make a difference to the world. People with leadership (aka manipulative) skills who are able to perform under tight deadlines. Fear not if you have no powers, because I can instil ANY (evil) power to you, once I become The Puppet Master someday.
Additional prerequisites are as follows.
(1) Minimum 'O' levels
(2) Not afraid to sit down on the train, while some pregnant woman stands in front of you.
(3) Must look presentable in black attire. Gals must look great in mini skirts.
(4) Dogs must bark at you when they see you, and babies must cry.
(5) Be open to mindset changes.
Just leave in the comment box the power you desire, a cool name for yourself, and your earliest date of availability. When I become The Puppet Master someday, I might just let you go under my wing with your bestowed powers.
Application closes on 7 July.
Potential applicants will be notified by this blog.